Millionaire 'skinflint' publishes divorce settlement online. Contrary to the rumours, it's a whopper!

Basically, his goodfornothing lazy-cunt wife got the following:

• A CASH LUMP SUM of £3,719,000.
• Plus £15,000 per child per annum until the age of 17 years or completion of full-time education.
• Plus all private school fees.
• Plus all jewellery, diamonds and watches, Mercedes E500, Audi Convertible 3.0.

What a meanie! No doubt he would have received such a 'miserly' settlement from his wife had the roles been reversed.

Have a look at his website: http://deandivorce.com