Saturday 24 May 2008

What would the world be like without men?

"It began with compulsory oestrogen injections for rapists and muggers, but such were the benefits of turning the criminal population into round-breasted, round-bottomed hermaphrodite sloths that it was soon decided that the male element in society was altogether redundant. A few die-hards insisted on such foolish old mantras as 'everyone needs a dad', but the appendage 'like a hole in the head' was soon tacked on by the rest of society."

6 comments:

BrusselsLout said...

One of the most feminised papers our country has known is now fighting men's corner.

Worrying.

Well, it may be a bit like a fox supporting chickens' rights, but hell, but it's all we've got at the moment!

Libertarian said...

Fighting men's corner? The Daily Mail is still a paper that sucks up to women.

Libertarian said...

...Comment not published.

BrusselsLout said...

The Daily Mail is still a paper that sucks up to women.

They seem to be making a stand against false rape accusers. But this is probably more muck-raking than civil libertarianism.

The Daily Mail will probably remain the neurotic suburban housewives' paper!

... And comments NEVER published!

Anonymous said...

The reason the mail is publishing these articles has nothing to do
with fighting mens corners,it has to do with its continual struggle with the daily express which is 10p cheaper,don't get your hopes up,
see peter hitchens blogs.

Libertarian said...

I've discovered which email address to use to complain about Daily mail moderation of comments: community@dailymailonline.co.uk

"All comments are moderated by the community team."